G-pinions

With the anemic story in both Halo games, until now that question would have been met with comedic anger and polite mocking. But in the distant future, when Peter Jackson gets his hands on the series, strong opinions will be formed. According to Shane Kim at a Blogger's Breakfast today, Peter Jackson will head the development of a series of episodic Halo titles. Though the genre and release date, not to mention the very story by which these titles are strung together, have not yet been revealed, it is safe to assume these will be considered a bastion of hope for those upset by the arc in the first two games in the series.

Hopefully, the Academy Awards will retool their strict requirements of only allowing only movies to win awards by the time these games hit. If Meet the Feebles and Bad Taste are any indication of how the Halo Episodes will unfold, well, they better hand out barf bags to everyone in attendance.