G-pinions

Remember when Tom and I were talking about whether I would buy Elite Beat Agents yesterday? Wait, weren't you in the car in Libertyville with us? Anyhow: No, Tom. No I am not going to buy this game. I may import the original after all, but this track list makes Lumines Live look like Beethoven's demo tape (like, it's good? did that even come across in that joke?). Ugh. Quadruple ugh with blargh on top:

1. Walkie Talkie Man - Steriogram
2. ABC - Jackson Five
3. Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne
4. I Was Born to Love You - Queen
5. Rock This Town - Stray Cats
6. Highway Star - Deep Purple
7. Y.M.C.A. - Village People
8. September - Earth, Wind and Fire
9. Canned Heat - Jamiroquai
10. Material Girl - Madonna
11. La La - Ashlee Simpson
12. You're the Inspiration - Chicago
13. Survivor - Destiny's Child
14. Without a Fight - Hoobastank
15. Believe - Cher
16. Let's Dance - David Bowie
17. Jumpin Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
18. Makes No Difference - Sum 41
19. The Anthem - Good Charlotte

I know I shouldn't shoot the messenger, but you ruined my evening, Game|Life.

""The concept for song selection was this - the roaring songs you would want to hear if you went to a college frat party," says Elite Beat Agents' designer Keiichi Yano." Right, because that quite accurately represents the DS-owning populace in the US. And wait, frat boys listen to Avril Lavigne? At least put some Andrew Motherfucking WK on there. Assholes.